5 Reasons Why facebook is Useless

...but we still use it anyways.

1: Drama-bombs.
Now, facebook is meant to be a social networking site, allowing us to connect with our friends through the Internet, right?  Well, it is technically true, but it seems like more drama is caused than good.  I wish I had a dollar for every facebook fight I see every day.  And the bad thing is, most of these people fight online, then act normal in real life!  Wtf!?  If you're going to be an ass online, quit being a puss and deal with it in real life, Internet tough guy.

2: Attention-whores.
This one is so obvious.  Ever noticed that girl on your friendslist that's wearing as little clothes as possible, in the typical ass-out-in-the-air pose, with that damn duckface going on?  Yeah, that's an attention-whore.  They tend to have over 2,000+ friends and hundreds of pictures that all look exactly the same.  I tend to troll all over people like this for fun, but they usually either delete your comments and you from their 'friends' (usually a crapload of people they don't know) because they can't handle any type of negative criticism.

3: Privacy.
Yeah, I like how all of your information is completely public.  Yes, you can hide all of this, and I do, but most morons don't.  Don't worry, all they're going to know is your town, phone number, email, family members, school, workplace, and whatever it is you're doing since you update your status with everything you're doing.

4: Spam.
Dear God, I DO NOT want to look at your farm.  You can stop sending me all of those effing invites to that game.  If I wanted to farm, I'd go outside, which is where you should be, and plant some corn.

5: GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME SUN.
Seriously, people who spend their life on facebook are sad.  Yeah, it's fun, and a good way to communicate, but come on, spending your whole day on there is just sad.  And you're probably playing with that farm, too, aren't you?  Stop sending me invites.  And you can stop updating your status every 5 minutes too.  I don't need to know what's going on in your life constantly.  Go outside.

Now, I'm not bashing facebook, since I spend time on there every day.  I do find it a good way to communicate with friends and family, but geez, do it in moderations.  I have a facebook, and will continue to use it, but people that do above said things are just irritating.